Department store

3 January 2007 2:47 pm

I was recently trawling through old Dail debates (the horror, the horror) and it struck me that very little has changed in decades in how the various government departments are organised.

The current list, with one or two obvious exceptions, wouldn’t have been out of place 50 years ago:

  • Department of Agriculture and Food
  • Department of Arts, Sport and Tourism
  • Department of Communications, Marine and Natural Resources
  • Department of Community, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs
  • Department of Defence
  • Department of Education and Science
  • Department of Enterprise, Trade and Employment
  • Department of Environment, Heritage and Local Government
  • Department of Finance
  • Department of Foreign Affairs
  • Department of Health and Children
  • Department of Justice, Equality and Law Reform
  • Department of Social and Family Affairs
  • Department of the Taoiseach
  • Department of Transport.

I don’t believe the organising of government (regardless of hue) truly reflects the changed circumstances in Ireland today, so here’s my rejig:

  • Agriculture and Marine
  • Culture and Sport
  • Communications
  • Gaeltacht and Rural
  • Defence
  • Education
  • Enterprise, Trade and Employment
  • Environment, Natural Resources and Heritage
  • Local Government
  • Finance
  • International Relations
  • Health, Community, Social, Family and Children
  • Justice, Equality and Law Reform
  • Science and Technology
  • Taoiseach
  • Transport
  • Tourism

There’s an extra two departments in my list, but hey, we’re worth it.

Any suggestions?

4 Responses to “Department store”

  1. Philip Says:

    As one who has endured endlessly long official addresses , may I suggest all brevity where possible.
    So if I may refine your list further
    Agriculture and Marine
    becomes
    Rural and Marine

    Culture and Sport
    Culture?

    Gaeltacht agus Gaeilge

    Enterprise, Trade and Employment
    Trade and Employment

    Environment, Natural Resources and Heritage
    Natural Resources and Heritage

    Health, Community, Social, Family and Children
    Health and Community

    Justice, Equality and Law Reform
    Justice

    No doubt they could all be reduced to one word. That would be nice. By the way, in case you’re wondering why I deleted Environment, I think it is a natural resource.

  2. Fergus Says:

    Well put Philip. Is that the poet in you wanting to reduce the departments to one word :-)

  3. copernicus Says:

    Jeez guys, as if our agriculture and marine sectos weren’t in the doldrums enough, you seem eager to sound both their death knells by minimising their importance still further.

    Food should have its own Department. You jackeens may not have noticed, but this is a high-quality nosh producing nation, one of the few indigenous sectors left.

  4. adam Says:

    Department of Communications, Marine and Natural Resources is the funniest by a long shot.

    Philip said:

    >>>
    Culture and Sport
    Culture?

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